Impact Technical Publications Who's on top?
This may be an urban legend, but it's just too funny to pass up.

The text - supposedly from a British military technical publication - was entered in a "Worst Technical Writing" contest.

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It is necessary for technical reasons that these warheads should be stored with the top at the bottom and the bottom at the top. In order that there may be no doubt as to which is the top and which is the bottom, for storage purposes it will be seen that the bottom of each head has been labeled with the word TOP.